For some people, a pilgrimage to Lourdes is an opportunity for prayer, contemplation and quiet self-reflection. But for Connor Fisher, a young, wheelchair-using scally, it’s just a chance to get his leg over!
After lying his way onto the trip in order to pursue Rose, a woman he meets in the queue for a disability benefit reassessment, he proceeds to lead his fellow pilgrims astray. There’s Helen who is searching for that ever-elusive miracle; and then there’s Callum who speaks with a voice synthesiser and always has a witty put-down up his sleeve.
But thanks to Connor’s influence, before long they end up doing pretty much everything Catholics hate!
Join us for this brand new play by local writer and comedian Laurence Clark. It has been produced by Liverpool’s Royal Court in partnership with Birds Of Paradise.
Recent praise for Laurence Clark’s writing:
“jam-packed with laughs and a delight to watch” ★★★★★ One4review
“you’ll be clapping, singing, laughing, cheering” ★★★★ Fest
“Clark’s humour is warm & mischievous & although, at times, close to the bone... made me laugh and smile from beginning to end.” ★★★★ Broadway Baby
Produced with funding from Arts Council England. Cured was developed with the support of the National Theatre's Generate programme.
Please contact the Box Office if you require wheelchair access or you have any specific access needs.
Performance Information
Stalls tickets are available with a meal (served at your table before the show) for an extra £14 for one course and £20 for two courses at evening shows Click here to see our menu or an extra £10 at matinees (scouse or blind scouse only). If you are eating with us please arrive at least an hour before the performance.
Tickets are available for the show alone in stalls, circle and balcony.
Audio Description and BSL interpretation will be integrated into the show and available at all performances.
There are bars in both areas for pre-show and interval drinks. Stalls will be open from 6:00pm. If you are bringing a large group, every tenth ticket is free. This ticket will be automatically added to your basket on purchase. Meals and building levy must still be paid on your free ticket.
NO BOOKING FEES ON THIS SHOW
Please note – the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time. £2 from every ticket bought will be donated to The Royal Court Liverpool Trust. For more details go to www.royalcourttrust.org
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