The beautiful Snow White runs into some dwarves in the forest and six out of seven of them aren’t happy. She might be the fairest of them all but her new housemates keep calling her a high hoe.

Barry, Big H, Stan and Brian have known each other for years. Played knock and run as kids, played footy as teenagers and played the field in their 20s and 30s. Now they play hide and seek from the boss at B&Q while they try to see their shifts out in peace.

Radio City is under threat. The accountants have been in and the whole station is set to be replaced by a feed direct from London. The famous tower will be shut down and turned into the world’s tallest Home and Bargain.