The Scouse Jack & The Beanstalk

You want stupid jokes? We’ve got ’em. You want the best live music in town? We’ve got that too. Rude words, drinks at your table and great meals before the show? We’ve got it all covered! 

The Royal Court Christmas shows are deffo not for kids so leave them at home and treat yourselves to a great night out! 

Jack’s mum is fuuumin’. That little divvy has taken their only cow to St John’s and instead of selling him for cash, he brought back a handful of beans. Then, to make matters worse, he lashed them into the back yard and this massive weed has grown up through her bespoke Italian paving stones and put a big hole in her butterfly bush. 

But Jack’s problems are only just beginning. After legging it up the new tree to get away from his mum, he’s found something even more terrifying. A fearsome giant is after him because Jack was trying to pinch his bird. What the fee fi fo fum is going on? 

The creative team behind the last four years’ worth of Christmas madness are all in place. The cast will be full of your Royal Court favourites so you are guaranteed a great night out. 

Remember, the Christmas show is always a sell out so if you want the best seats then get booking now!

Written by Kevin Fearon, Directed by Stephen Fletcher 

Designer Olivia Du Monceau; Musical Director Howard Gray; Lighting Designer Ian Scott; Sound Designer Kate Harvey 

Age advisory 16+ some strong language 

Running time approx two and a half hours including interval 

You can also dine next door in the Courtyard Bar & Kitchen. Their pre-theatre offer is two courses for £18 and three for £22pp (price subject to change). Book a table on their website by clicking here.