The Royal Court Christmas show is back baby and it's deffo not for kids!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Fun, fabulous and flawless from start to finish....The festive season's must see pantomime."
The Daily Star
You want stupid jokes? We’ve got ’em. You want the best live music in town? We’ve got that too. Rude words, drinks at your table and great meals before the show? We’ve got it all covered!
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Punchy performances and an udderly criminal number of cow jokes" Guardian
The Royal Court Christmas shows are deffo not for kids under the age of 16 so leave them at home and treat yourselves to a great night out!
Jack’s mum is fuuumin’. That little divvy has taken their only cow to St John’s and instead of selling him for cash, he brought back a handful of beans. Then, to make matters worse, he lashed them into the back yard and this massive weed has grown up through her bespoke Italian paving stones and put a big hole in her butterfly bush.
But Jack’s problems are only just beginning. After legging it up the new tree to get away from his mum, he’s found something even more terrifying. A fearsome giant is after him because Jack was trying to pinch his bird. What the fee fi fo fum is going on?
The creative team behind the last four years’ worth of Christmas madness are all in place and the cast confirmed so far includes: Jake Abraham, Michael Fletcher, Lindzi Germain, Andrew Schofield, Hayley Sheen, Keddy Sutton and Liam Tobin
Remember, the Christmas show is always a sell out so if you want the best seats then get booking now!
Written by Kevin Fearon, Directed by Stephen Fletcher
Designer Olivia Du Monceau; Musical Director Howard Gray; Lighting Designer Ian Scott; Sound Designer Kate Harvey
Age advisory 16+ some strong language
Running time approx two and a quarter hours including interval
Performance Information
Stalls tickets are available with a meal (served at your table before the show) for an extra £14 for one course or £19 for two courses. Click here to see our menu. If you are eating with us please arrive at least an hour before the performance.
Tickets are available for the show alone in stalls, circle and balcony.
BSL performance is on Monday 28 November (interpreter Karl Llorca). Audio Described performance is on Tuesday 29 November (describer Anne Hornsby). To book please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 or email [email protected]
Circle and balcony will open at 7.15pm. There are bars in both areas for pre-show and interval drinks. Stalls will be open from 6:15pm.
If you are bringing a large group, every tenth ticket is free. This ticket will be automatically added to your basket on purchase. Meals and building levy must still be paid on your free ticket.
NO BOOKING FEES ON THIS SHOW
Please note – the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time.
£1 from every ticket bought will be donated to The Royal Court Liverpool Trust. For more details go to www.royalcourttrust.org
Please contact Box Office to book if you are a wheelchair user.