Following three sell out shows, Chloe Petts (Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News for You) returns with a brand new tour, and she's delving where she's never delved before: this is a show about sex.
The problem is that she blushes every time she says that word.
Expect routines about Page 3, lad culture and most importantly, big, fat naturals.
“hilarious... this is certainly comedy that packs a punch.” ★★★★★ - The I
“one of our most compelling young comics” ★★★★ - The Guardian
“it’s a hoot watching her” ★★★★ - Time Out
“Petts is thriving as a front foot stand up” ★★★★ - Chortle
Presented by Avalon Promotions Ltd
Performance Information
Approximate show duration: 2 hours including a 20 minute interval
Age Rating: 14+
Please note – the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time.
Latecomers will not be admitted so please arrive in good time.
Please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 if you require wheelchair access. There are two wheelchair spaces available for each show.
There are no booking fees payable (hurrah!)
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