Once upon a time in the kingdom of Liverpool, there lived a mighty warrior. Ever since he was a boy he was fast and strong and incredibly handsome. He could outrun any man or horse (and he had great buns). His name was WAYNE.
Join us in this far-flung mystical adventure, where you will meet our hero as he journeys on his quest to find the engagement ring that Coleen chucked when she heard he had been dancing around with other ladies.
Helen Serafinowicz (Motherland, Amandaland, Nova Jones) has created the ultimate scouse sword and sorcery tale that is packed with magic, romance, original songs and stupid gags. Based on a half-true rumour, this story of myth and missus will have you laughing your axe off all night long.
Age advisory 14+
Written by Helen Serafinowicz
Directed by Stephen Fletcher
Confirmed Cast: Emma Grace Arends and John May
Original artwork by Gary Frank and colourist Brad Anderson
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